Outfoxed Page 11

Jim’s story: the assholes who asked us to feed him went and MOVED without telling anyone.

The whole street down there is pissed off at them for that one.

So now we have a sad cat, crying at the window, wondering why his people won’t come to get him. When he does get a bit of a a walk, he wonders why they aren’t at his home, and why they’ve left him no food.

Oh, they left him food all right — in an open bag that was getting so damp we had to take it before it went moldy.

The guy in the couple was a Neah Bay school teacher. He doesn’t work there any more.

This is what we get teaching the kids…. some value base, huh?

I went and voodoo’d their front driveway. And it wasn’t to make their hair fall out or anything minor. If anything happens is that 1st degree? I don’t think voodoo judgments count anywhere but Louisiana and Haiti.