The Peach’s neighbors have been lulled into confidence that his unit will never start acting like it’s made up of soldiers.

They’re in the desert. It’s hot. That can explain things, too.

Listening to the Prairie Home Companion. What’s up with all the fart, poop and snot jokes, and the constant religious horse-shit? Nearest just turned it off. We can’t listen to all of it any more. Nearest says the guy was some kind of Church of Christ thing. Sooner or later they go back to that drivel.