I’ve had people sneak up to me in a hotel lobby — away from the walls — and ask me “How do you know this stuff? Some of it’s classified!”

Pff. What writer can’t extrapolate? I ain’t special. As governments are discovering in the face of the internet, if you don’t classify EVERYTHING, you’ve classified NOTHING. And that’s not possible these days either.

The only way for people not to find out things you’d be ashamed of: just don’t do them in the first place! Because the messenger will not be at fault if they blurt on you.

Another neat thing about the internet is that when us Nice People are beating ourselves up over little things we’ve failed to do right, is that we can compare ourselves to those who do much worse — and posted it on YouTube thinking the rest of us actually HAVE those values. It’s the “White People Joke” syndrome, as in the very insulted, “Just because I’m white does NOT mean I think those jokes are funny!”