Oh, we all knew this was how it started. He’s been snarky since day one. We — including Missy Authoress, here — just didn’t see it coming like THIS.

What? You think there’s a plan in all this? Would you enjoy it as much if you weren’t getting the surprise the same way I did? This stuff shows up while I’m roughing – and giggling.

And yes, I’ve been awakened by characters in the middle of the night with new ideas, and gasped, “My readers are going to KILL me!”

But I do it anyway.

This is what I get for having a weird life and knowing strange people.