Why do writers get into the gross mode? Garrison Keillor, of The Prairie Home Companion radio show, has gotten into the habit of doing bodily function humor — and his stuff gets aired and re-aired right around when people are eating.
At least nobody has to read this at breakfast. Advice: never ever ever read The Tin Drum at breakfast. I was dipping up a forkful of scrambled eggs when I got to the eel-fishing scene and the horse’s brains came out.






I read these pages while I eat breakfast as part of my morning routine. Fortunately, it’s cereal instead of scrambled eggs.
OOps. Well, don’t have any fried blood sausage then, or anything.
Is it really wise to read a comic set in a war at breakfast? Then again, that may be the only time any of us have the protein-driven stamina for it. Or the drugs (caffeine).
LOL– I just did. Eggs over easy, toast, sausage, coffee. I ALWAYS read The Peach over breakfast!
As long as it’s not “Meat and two veg.”