Before you stay horses can’t be that mean — try having one of the suckers charge you sometime (always recall you have predator eyes — and USE THEM). A horse will get away with shoving anybody they can, if they can.
So how long are you going to stare at the horse sex?
Here, not long. I think I’ve got this either in comic book or “collected” form, somewhere.
You do realize that many men reading this page will cross their legs.
I kinda got that. Although at the time, I was drawing the thing more in the spirit of antique Greek comedy, in such plays as Lysistrata, and the use of the giant phallus as a comical character. Since horses are already equipped, we don’t have to introduce any stage machinery to — ahem — extend the metaphor.
Ha, I remember being charged once. Stupid Iowa (another gelding who was cut too late) thought I was after his mares. He came at me, I sidestepped and whacked him in the chest with my bare hand as he went by, yelling “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING JACKASS!!”
Never saw a horse stop so short. You think I shot him or something.
I’ve been fortunate. Only been kicked 5 times, stepped on more times than I can count and bit a couple of times.
though that SOB horse of mine DID shove me in a mud puddle – not because he was being mean, but because he’s a goddamned joker. He’ll still “pretend” to stumble and try to push me near mud puddles because he’s a rotten rat bastard. I get him back by putting bows in his hair and making with the My Little Pony references in front of the mares. Muwhahahaaa.
“Heiliger Bim Bam!” I love your hybrid German swearing.
All horses have one French word in their vocabulary: “MOI??”
A horse who put his hoof down on my foot and PRESSED got his head hauled around and his ear BIT — a trick I learned from my sister.
You NEVER saw such hurt looks in your life! I was PITTING on him!
I didn’t make up “Heiliger Bim Bam.” I found it someplace. I keep telling people, I don’t make this stuff up.