
Lookit that — you’d think he made it all by himself, like Zeus popping Athena out of his forehead.
Guys may not usually go crazy over babies, but this is the troop leader’s baby. Like baboons, wolves or some apes, we have an instinct to make up to the young of the leader.
Like most people who haven’t had kids, I don’t have the button in my head to appreciate babies. To me, they smell weird, look weirder, and sound ghastly. But then I’ve found I’m not alone in this. We only really support our only bags of DNA and the only ones I’ve got have whiskers.
If Jim bites me in the head to wake me up again, he’ll get slapped again. Huh… I wonder if human kids ever bite people to wake them up. It’s physically possible…






XD Na, they dismantle their pack and plays and bonk you over the head with the metal bar inside, or they whip items at your head – bottles, stuffed animals, etc. to wake you up.
MONKEYS