Right about here we really start to see how the Peach isn’t as self-assured as he’s been putting on for so long.

Us girls like them strong, tough guys with the kitten-lovin’ hearts. They won’t beat us up — or our kids.  It’s all about the DNA.

I first mistyped “DAN,” but then that guy and I have been married since the day Nixon left office. The actual day, not an anniversary.  Is he perfect?  Am I?  He just about broke my heart with affection when he was snarling about somebody else, “I don’t put up with crap like that from anybody else but YOU.”

Love means you put up with each other. It’s like being married to a bear.  And Ogres — our mates — come in handy, as in, “I can’t do that, my Ogre (wife, lover, husband) won’t let me do that.”