I actually did blow a green snot bubble out my nose in a 6th-grade class. But nobody but Mrs. Kimball saw me do it. I used to be mad at that woman all the time, but she never ratted me out or picked on me about it. She was the adult, after all.
Rosen really is Zafod Beeblebrox and Melvin of The Apes, isn’t it? I wonder how old this character is. Jingles in The Pickwick Papers, of course.
But unlike Jingles, this man never suffers for anything. Neither does Winzig… I know, Not Fair, but that’s how it is. They skate by on looks and attitude and never have to pay for the carnage they leave behind. As Dan says, “I’m lucky I’m cute.”





